Tuesday, March 12, 2013

You've been a flight attendant too long if....



This is so true and funny hehehehe

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You've been a flight attendant too long if....


1. You can eat a 4 course meal standing at the kitchen counter.
 
2. You search for a button to flush the toilet . 
 
3. You look for the "crew line" at the grocery store. 
 
4. You can pack for a 2 week trip to Europe in 1 roll-aboard. 
 
5. All of your pens have different hotel names on them 
 
6. You NEVER unpack 
 
7. You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by their faces 
 
8. You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin 
 
9. You care about the local news in a city three states away 
 
10. You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways 
 
11. You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit 
 
12. You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock 
 
13. You own 2 sets of uniforms: fat and thin 
 
14. You don't think in "months"-you think in "bid sheets" 
 
15. You always point with two fingers 
 
16. You get a little too excited by certain types of ice 
 
17. You stand at the front door and politely say "Buh-bye, thanks, have a nice day" when someone leaves your home 
 
18. You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases: "At this time, " "For your safety, " "Feel free, " and "As a reminder" 
 
19. You know what's on the cover of the current issues of In Touch, Star, and People magazines 
 
20. You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make sure the "gauge is in the green" 
 
21. Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows 
 
22. You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out where you are 
 
23. You refer to cities by their airport codes 
 
24. Every time the doorbell rings you look at the ceiling. 
 
25. You actually understand every item on this list

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